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Pitch Perfect: Raising Capital for Your Startup
Pitch Perfect: Raising Capital for Your Startup

You have a home-run startup idea and a whip-smart team to execute it. Everything should be in place to kick-start your company and secure funding.

2021

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Haje Jan Kamps
Haje Jan Kamps

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Jun 20

Action over agitation

The 2024 United States elections will be awful, and I’m not letting myself get sucked in again. — A public proclamation! Because if I say it in public, maybe I’ll be able to stick to it. This year, I am not going to get sucked into the US presidential elections. I care about people. I want people to be happy. To me, happiness is the ability to enjoy…

Politics

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Action over agitation
Action over agitation
Politics

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Apr 24

The slowest venom

It was the day after Valentine’s day in 2013, and I was on my honeymoon after getting married to one of the most extraordinary humans I’ve ever met. We were in a rainforest in Borneo, splashing for an extra-romantic, deep-jungle luxury adventure. …

Bullying

4 min read

The slowest venom
The slowest venom
Bullying

4 min read


Apr 20

How to get a paid guest post on TechCrunch

You can’t. You can’t, and I can’t help you. Okay, maybe you can, but don’t email reporters about it. Try the commercial team. Don’t email reporters offering them money to publish your article. It’s pretty rude, and we get dozens of inquiries about that per day. We’re fucking bored of it. Go elsewhere. Thanks. Are you trying to pitch your startup to a journalist? Well, that’s a different thing. Here’s some tips and advice:

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How to get a paid guest post on TechCrunch
How to get a paid guest post on TechCrunch

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Apr 17

The first casualty of Twitter is the truth.

The speed of information just kept a lead-footed slipper on the accelerator — The first casualty of war is the truth. Someone smart said that once, at a course I did in university. Journalism, I think it was. Apropos university, that’s when I learned to code because I was too introverted to be a journalist. “On the internet,” I figured. …

Twitter

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The first casualty of Twitter is the truth.
The first casualty of Twitter is the truth.
Twitter

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Mar 22

That time I punched a teacher

How Ketamine treatment enabled me to re-live a traumatic experience and find self-compassion 30 years after the event. — The second time of my life I had a panic attack, I was around 10 years old. I was in the Principal’s office at a school in Norway. I don’t remember how I got there, or what had happened. As the red mist of anger was dissipating, a number of…

Mental Health

13 min read

That time I punched a teacher
That time I punched a teacher
Mental Health

13 min read


Nov 22, 2022

Allianz travel insurance is useless

… Even if you have specific COVID-19 coverage included, apparently. — In June of 2022, I got sick with COVID-19 on a trip to Australia. That really sucked; this was the first time I would be able to see my family for in almost two years, and the two-week trip was significantly impacted by getting sick. Luckily, I had travel insurance…

Travel Insurance

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Allianz travel insurance is useless
Allianz travel insurance is useless
Travel Insurance

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Nov 4, 2022

The tech journo to VC pipeline is real (and makes sense)

Over the years, we’ve seen a steady trickle of tech journalists leaping the fence and heading for the VC world. (I was one — I went from TechCrunch to starting my own startup, then joined a VC fund for a couple of years). A number of people don’t seem to…

Venture Capital

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The tech journo to VC pipeline is real (and makes sense)
The tech journo to VC pipeline is real (and makes sense)
Venture Capital

4 min read


Aug 18, 2022

DIY Hydroponics on the cheap

You don’t need to spend thousands of dollars to grow salad, tomatoes, or strawberries hydroponically. Here’s how to do it for less than $150, everything included. — As part of my day job at TechCrunch, I get a surprising number of pitches for companies doing at-home hydroponics systems. They have a few things in common; they typically have a subscription model so they can send you seeds and nutrients. The setups themselves can also be eye-wateringly expensive.

DIY

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DIY Hydroponics on the cheap
DIY Hydroponics on the cheap
DIY

11 min read


Aug 14, 2022

Grief was my teacher for how to grieve

Grief was my teacher for how to grieve. Absence making itself known in my body like a soft, gentle wave of heaviness. That deep, sucking feeling of being pulled under. The struggle that somehow makes it worse, and the acceptance that makes the emotion brighter but pass faster. Grief is…

Grief

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Grief was my teacher for how to grieve
Grief was my teacher for how to grieve
Grief

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Nov 25, 2021

The Bookcases

If I close my eyes right now, I can still smell them. Three or four bookcases, full of books, all cheap wood-pulp paperbacks. The kind of paperback that when you pick it up, you wonder how something with so many pages could weigh so little. Coffee- and curry-stained books, purchased…

Memoir

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The Bookcases
The Bookcases
Memoir

6 min read

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