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Haje Jan Kamps
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Pitch Perfect: Raising Capital for Your Startup
Pitch Perfect: Raising Capital for Your Startup

You have a home-run startup idea and a whip-smart team to execute it. Everything should be in place to kick-start your company and secure funding.

2021

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Haje Jan Kamps
Haje Jan Kamps

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Nov 6

A trick to place the subject off to either side using Gen AI

For my AI-based pitch deck review tool, I had the harebrained idea to generate a custom cover image for every review. The problem is that to do that, I needed 16:9 aspect ratio images where the subject is off to the left, so the text can be on the right…

Midjourney

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A trick to place the subject off to either side using Gen AI
A trick to place the subject off to either side using Gen AI
Midjourney

2 min read


Nov 6

No, I will not ‘jump on a call to explore synergies’

You know what fills me to the core with ennui? LinkedIn DMs to the effect of “Can we jump on a call to explore potential collaborations?” — I’m all for networking and discussing opportunities, but let’s not dance around the maypole here. If you’re reaching out to suggest a call, please come prepared with a concrete idea or area of collaboration in mind. …

Networking

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No, I will not ‘jump on a call to explore synergies’
No, I will not ‘jump on a call to explore synergies’
Networking

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Oct 27

This AI will tell you if your pitch deck is good enough

Trained on thousands of pitch decks, this specialized tool will tell you what’s working — and what isn’t — about your startup pitch deck. Yes, for free. — A few months ago, I wrote one of my TechCrunch Pitch Deck Teardown feature articles for TechCrunch+, taking a closer look at BusRight’s deck. . Today, I put the same deck through my AI powered deck review tool. The similarities between the two reviews are pretty astonishing. Makes sense, perhaps…

Startup

4 min read

This AI will tell you if your pitch deck is good enough
This AI will tell you if your pitch deck is good enough
Startup

4 min read


Oct 25

A simple car theft. A profound tragedy.

My car was broken into for the third time in six months, and every time I fall apart, because it cost one of my friends his life. — A society ought to be judged by how it treats its weakest. And every time my car is broken into, I am reminded of that. It’s a you have two dollars, they need one type situation. Let us be clear: if you are hungry and you can steal food, or…

Crime

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A simple car theft. A profound tragedy.
A simple car theft. A profound tragedy.
Crime

3 min read


Oct 23

I accidentally built an AI that may put me out of business.

In doing research for my newest book, curiosity got the better of me, and I built an AI tool that does (part of) my job a bit worse, but infinitely faster than I can. — You may have read my popular Pitch Deck Teardown series, where brave founders send me their pitch decks, and I lovingly, caringly, and with a moderate amount of snark rip them apart so we can all learn what (not) to do when pitching to VCs. I like to think of…

AI

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I accidentally built an AI that may put me out of business.
I accidentally built an AI that may put me out of business.
AI

4 min read


Jun 20

Action over agitation

The 2024 United States elections will be awful, and I’m not letting myself get sucked in again. — A public proclamation! Because if I say it in public, maybe I’ll be able to stick to it. This year, I am not going to get sucked into the US presidential elections. I care about people. I want people to be happy. To me, happiness is the ability to enjoy…

Politics

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Action over agitation
Action over agitation
Politics

2 min read


Apr 24

The slowest venom

It was the day after Valentine’s day in 2013, and I was on my honeymoon after getting married to one of the most extraordinary humans I’ve ever met. We were in a rainforest in Borneo, splashing for an extra-romantic, deep-jungle luxury adventure. …

Bullying

4 min read

The slowest venom
The slowest venom
Bullying

4 min read


Apr 20

How to get a paid guest post on TechCrunch

You can’t. You can’t, and I can’t help you. Okay, maybe you can, but don’t email reporters about it. Try the commercial team. Don’t email reporters offering them money to publish your article. It’s pretty rude, and we get dozens of inquiries about that per day. We’re fucking bored of it. Go elsewhere. Thanks. Are you trying to pitch your startup to a journalist? Well, that’s a different thing. Here’s some tips and advice:

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How to get a paid guest post on TechCrunch
How to get a paid guest post on TechCrunch

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Apr 17

The first casualty of Twitter is the truth.

The speed of information just kept a lead-footed slipper on the accelerator — The first casualty of war is the truth. Someone smart said that once, at a course I did in university. Journalism, I think it was. Apropos university, that’s when I learned to code because I was too introverted to be a journalist. “On the internet,” I figured. …

Twitter

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The first casualty of Twitter is the truth.
The first casualty of Twitter is the truth.
Twitter

3 min read


Mar 22

That time I punched a teacher

How Ketamine treatment enabled me to re-live a traumatic experience and find self-compassion 30 years after the event. — The second time of my life I had a panic attack, I was around 10 years old. I was in the Principal’s office at a school in Norway. I don’t remember how I got there, or what had happened. As the red mist of anger was dissipating, a number of…

Mental Health

13 min read

That time I punched a teacher
That time I punched a teacher
Mental Health

13 min read

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