Dear airport security man: You give good patdown.

That time when I confused the ever-loving bejesus out of an airport security crew member when I complimented them on their pat-down.

Er, Haje… How do you know the difference between a good and a bad pat-down?

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Writer, startup pitch coach, enthusiastic dabbler in photography.

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