How to get a paid guest post on TechCrunch

1. You can’t.
2. You can’t, and I can’t help you.
3. Okay, maybe you can, but don’t email reporters about it. Try the commercial team.
4. Don’t email reporters offering them money to publish your article. It’s pretty rude, and we get dozens of inquiries about that per day. We’re fucking bored of it. Go elsewhere. Thanks.

Are you trying to pitch your startup to a journalist? Well, that’s a different thing. Here’s some tips and advice:

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